Then we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

So you want to create an MMO but aren't sure where to get the cash. You've called in all your favors, searched through your couch cushions and even donated plasma. Even with the giddiness that accompanies the sudden loss of a nearly fatal amount of blood, you are sure you still don't have enough. What is a person to do?

Well, if you are David Jones (One of the original creators of the GTA series), you just go to your friendly neighborhood venture capital firm and ask them to fund your planned console MMO. After that, getting a check for 50 MILLION DOLLARS is just a matter of opening your mailbox. (At least, we hope it was a check. Sending that much cash through the mail would probably cost you a lot on postage.)

So to Mr. Jones and his company, Realtime Worlds, we say: Fuck YO Casino! CJ!! (Yeah, that's a quote from GTA: San Andreas.)

And not to go off on a total non-sequitur (though it's never stopped us before) we'd just like to say that we are REALLY jazzed about the forthcoming release of the next GTA game. We haven't been able to think about much other than the prospect of beating new hookers with even bigger double-headed dildoes. (Dildo's? Dildi? We don't know.)